Alright, since our show starts tonight, this is our last ditch effort to get good dating advice. GO!
"Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms." - Dwight Schrute
*angry staring at Dwight*
Relationships are like SCUBA diving. If you come up too fast you get the bends. And the reasons why I know this is because I was dating a guy once and we were SCUBA diving and I told him that I loved him underwater and he shot up really fast and got the bends.